Little Stevie and his father entered their house ...

man holding torch

Little Stevie and his father entered their house in the dark, trying not to attract any insects with the light.

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Still, a few fireflies found their way into the house.

“It’s no use, Dad,” said Stevie. “Now the mosquitoes have got torches.”

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