Little Johnny was complaining of a stomach ache …

Little Johnny was complaining of a stomach ache.

“It’s just because your stomach is empty,” his mother said. “You’ll feel better once you have something in it.”

The next day, Johnny’s father came home, complaining of a headache.

“It’s just because your head is empty,” Johnny said. “You’ll feel better once you have something in it.”

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