For Christmas, a man buys his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. The package comes complete with a coffin and tombstone.
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The next year, Christmas comes and goes.
His wife takes him aside. “You didn’t get anything for Mum this year. Why not?”
The husband shrugs. “She didn’t use the one I gave her last year!”
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