Two men were walking home from the bar and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery.
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“Do you hear that tapping coming from the shadows?” one man asked his friend.
“I do,” his friend said. “Should we check it out?”
Trembling with fear, they moved closer and found an old man with a hammer and chisel chipping away at one of the headstones.
“You scared us half to death!” the first man said. “We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?”
“Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”
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