Baby names

A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after. A couple of hours later she finally wakes up and asked the doctor, “Where is my baby?!”

The doctor replied, “They are both fine, you have a beautiful boy and girl. Your husband went back to work and you were out so long that your brother named them”.

The woman looked concerned, “Oh no. What did he name them?”

“He named the girl Denise,” The doctor replies.

The woman, was relieved. She said, “Well that’s not so bad. What about the boy?”

“Denephew.”

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