At the end of the school term, Gemma comes home and her father asks to see her report card.
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“I don’t have it,” says Gemma.
“What do you mean you don’t have your report card? It was supposed to come back today. Where is it?”
“I gave it to my friend.”
“And why did you give it to your friend?” Gemma’s dad asks.
“She wanted to scare her parents.”
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