An elderly couple visit the doctor for a check-up.
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The doctor asks the man how life is treating him.
“The Lord’s been good to me,” the old man replies. “Every night when I go to the bathroom, he turns on the light. When I’m finished, he turns the light off.”
The old woman rolls her eyes. “That explains the pee in the refrigerator.”
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