After hearing the charges, the judge turned to the defendant.
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“Now, have you anything to say for yourself, sir?”
“F*** all,” the defendant mumbled.
“I didn’t hear that,” said the judge. “You’ll have to speak up.”
“He said ‘F*** all’, your Honour,” the clerk said helpfully.
“Surely not,” said the judge. “I thought I saw his lips moving.”
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