A woman was about to board the bus one day when she realised her pencil skirt was too tight to make the large step upwards.
Slightly embarrassed by her predicament, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt and gain a little more movement.
When it didn’t work, she unzipped her skirt a little more.
Still, it wouldn’t work. She unzipped the skirt all the way and tried to make the step.
Finally, the next person in line picked up the woman by the waist and placed her on the step of the bus.
“How dare you?” the woman said, turning to face the man. “You can’t just grab someone you’ve never met!”
The man smiled. “Well, ma’am, ordinarily I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.”