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A woman noticed her husband trying to weigh …
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By Starts at 60 WritersIn JokesOn Tuesday 19th Dec, 2017

A woman noticed her husband trying to weigh …

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A woman noticed her husband trying to weigh himself on the bathroom scale. Each time he stepped on, he started sucking in his stomach.

“That’s not going to help, darling,” said the wife. “Trust me.”

“It’s already working,” the husband said smugly. “Now I can see the numbers.” 

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