A woman noticed her husband trying to weigh ...

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A woman noticed her husband trying to weigh himself on the bathroom scale. Each time he stepped on, he started sucking in his stomach.

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“That’s not going to help, darling,” said the wife. “Trust me.”

“It’s already working,” the husband said smugly. “Now I can see the numbers.” 

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