A woman and her husband are at the dentist …

A woman and her husband are at the dentist.

“I don’t have time for anaesthetic,” says the wife. “Just hurry up and pull the tooth.”

“You sure are a brave woman,” the dentist replies. “Just show me which tooth it is and you’ll be on your way.”

The woman turns to her husband. “Come on. Open your mouth, honey.”

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