“Honey,” a husband said to his wife, “I invited a friend home for dinner tonight.”
“What?” the wife looked up. “Are you crazy? I only just got home from work, the house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t have time to cook a fancy meal for a guest!”
“I know,” he said.
“Then why on Earth did you invite someone to dinner?”
“Well,” said the husband, “the poor guy is thinking about getting married.”