A husband and wife are drinking wine when ...

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A husband and wife are drinking wine when, out of the blue, the wife sighs.

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“I love you,” she says quietly.

The husband narrows his eyes. “Is that you or the wine talking?” 

“It’s me,” says the wife, “talking to the wine.” 

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