A blonde calls a pharmacy ...

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A blonde calls a pharmacy to ask if she needs an infant scale to weigh a baby.

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“No, not at all,” says the clerk. “Most mothers figure out an infant’s weight by weighing themselves while holding the baby and then subtracting their own weight.”

“Oh, that won’t work,” says the blonde. “I’m not the mother—I’m the aunt.”

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